Kalaki's Korner

Political satire on current events in Zambia, in the form of a weekly story.

Pages

Home
Golden Oldies

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

The Real Michael Sata Reveals All

The Real Michael Sata Reveals All...

Posted by Unknown at 11:50 AM

Email This BlogThis!Share to X Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest

Labels: African politics, Aristocracy, arrogance, autocratic arrogance, facebook, Michael Sata

1 comment:

AnonymousApril 4, 2014 at 4:36 PM
Very funny,hahaha
ReplyDelete
Replies

Newer Post Older Post Home

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Search This Blog

Label Cloud

1984 (1)

A-Team (1)

accountability (6)

Actionaid (2)

Active citizen (1)

Adam and Eve. (1)

advert (1)

Africa Cup (1)

African democracy (2)

African dictatorship (10)

African politics (12)

Alcohol (1)

ancestor worship (1)

Aristocracy (3)

aristocratic arrogance (4)

arrogance (4)

autocracy (9)

autocratic arrogance (8)

banks (1)

Barotseland (2)

Big Brother (1)

Bishop Paul Duffy (1)

bribery (1)

broken promises (5)

by-election (1)

by-elections (3)

cabinet (1)

Cadres (3)

cancer (1)

cancerous politics (3)

celebrations (1)

certification (1)

Change (2)

chimbwi (1)

Chinese (4)

chumbu (1)

circumcision (1)

climate change (1)

cockroaches (1)

colonialism (5)

comedy (2)

coming home (1)

con-men (1)

condoms (1)

constitution (12)

constitutional breakdown (3)

constitutionalism (2)

contempt of court (1)

Copper Mines (1)

corruption (54)

corruption of democracy (1)

corruption. (8)

Count Dracula (1)

coup d'etat (2)

curriculum vitae (1)

Cycle Mata (3)

DEC (1)

decentralisation (2)

democracy (6)

deportation (1)

descent into anarchy (1)

destruction of the constitution (1)

development (2)

Development aid (1)

development theory (1)

diaspora (2)

dictatorship (28)

dictatoship (1)

diplomacy (1)

Dotty Scotty (1)

draft constitution (1)

drugs (1)

dying kings (1)

dying leader (1)

Easter (1)

Economic Theory (1)

ecstasy (1)

educational economics (1)

Egypt (1)

election bribery (1)

election corruption (10)

election for party leadership (1)

election fraud (1)

Election promises (11)

elections (11)

electrical energy (1)

employment policy (1)

empty speeches (1)

environmental degradation (1)

exploitation (3)

Expoitation (1)

facebook (2)

fake certificates (1)

false promises (3)

fascism (6)

first lady (2)

football (1)

Frankenstein's Monster (1)

fraud (1)

freedom (1)

freedom of expression (1)

freedom of information (1)

freedom of the press (1)

gender (3)

gender equality (1)

gender inequality (1)

gender policy (1)

Gender violence (1)

George Bush (1)

George Orwell (1)

geriatric government (3)

geriatric presidents (1)

gerontocracy (2)

governance (5)

government planning (1)

government U-turns (1)

Guy Scott (1)

headmaster (1)

heir to the throne (1)

hell (1)

homophobia (1)

Homosexuality (1)

human rights (2)

hypocrisy (7)

hyprocricy (1)

ideology (1)

imperial pomposity (1)

imperialism (1)

incompetence (1)

independence (1)

independence of the judiciary (1)

Internecine warfare (1)

intra-party conflict (2)

intra-party fighting (1)

Jacob Zuma (1)

journalism in Zambia (5)

judicial corruption (2)

judicial tribunal (1)

judiciary (5)

juju (1)

Justice (1)

Kalaki (27)

Kalakiland (1)

kangaroo court (1)

kings (1)

Labour Day (1)

labour exploitation (1)

land grabbing (1)

leadership (3)

leadership contest (1)

leadership succession wrangles (1)

lies (2)

lobola (1)

manifesto (1)

matriarchy (1)

meaningless political speeches (1)

media freedom (1)

meglomania (3)

mental derangement (1)

Michael (2)

Michael Sata (2)

militia (1)

mines (1)

mining (3)

ministerial arrogance (2)

Misuse of power (2)

MMD (1)

Movement for Multi-party Democracy (MMD) (1)

Mubarak (1)

multi-party politics (1)

neo-colonialism (1)

New Year Resolutions (1)

nurses (1)

octopus (1)

official lies (1)

official secrecy (1)

one party state (1)

one party state. (1)

one-man political party (1)

one-party state (5)

opportunism (2)

oppression (1)

original sin (1)

Pabwato (1)

palace politics (1)

Pamela Chisanga (1)

panga (2)

pangas (1)

paranoia (1)

parliament (4)

parliamentary procedure (1)

Parliamentary rules (1)

passport (1)

passports. (1)

patriarchy (3)

Patrick Kryticous Nshindano (1)

pearly gate (1)

petitition (1)

PF (1)

police (2)

police state (3)

police state. (1)

police violence (1)

political climate (1)

political commentary (12)

political corruption (1)

political deceit (1)

political horse-trading (1)

political idiocy (1)

political rituals (1)

political satire (41)

political satire. (1)

political succession (1)

political thuggery (2)

political violence (2)

politics (1)

politics in Zambia (1)

pollution (1)

Pope (1)

populism (4)

populist politics (1)

postmortem (1)

presidency (1)

presidential immunity (1)

presidential pomposity (1)

presidential powers (1)

presidential senility (1)

presidential sickness (1)

presidents (1)

press conference (1)

Press freedom (1)

press regulation (1)

priesthood (1)

Prison (1)

privatisation (1)

promises (1)

question-time (1)

raising the finger (1)

red card (1)

refugees. (1)

rigged elections (1)

Roy Clarke (24)

rule by decree. (1)

rule of fear (1)

rule of law (16)

ruling class (1)

satire (13)

schools (1)

selective justice (1)

senility (1)

separation of powers (3)

serial killer (1)

Sexism (1)

sexual prejudices (1)

skullduggery (1)

slave wages (1)

soccer (1)

South Africa (1)

speaker (1)

Spectator Kalaki (22)

Spectator Kalaki (15)

state funeral (2)

State House squabbles (1)

state propoganda (1)

state terrorism (1)

Sweet Nothings (1)

tax dodging (1)

tax evasion (1)

theft (1)

third world development (1)

thuggery (1)

Titanic (1)

totalitarianism (4)

tradition (1)

TV skit (1)

TV surveillance (1)

UN General Assembly (1)

unemployed (1)

unemployment (1)

vampires (1)

weak leadership (1)

witch hunt (1)

witchcraft (1)

women's rights (1)

workers' rights (1)

World Cup (1)

World Toilet Day (1)

worms (1)

Youth Day (1)

Youth empowerment (1)

youth unemployment (1)

z (1)

Zabian Elections (1)

Zambia (58)

Zambia mine shootings (1)

Zambia Sugar Plc (1)

zambia. (5)

zambian political commentary (20)

Zambian politics (9)

zombies (1)

Zumbumwe (1)

Kalaki's Golden Oldies

Kalaki's Korner; The Golden Oldies

Gender Agenda - *[First published in December 2005]* *Gender Agenda* Sara and I were still finishing a late breakfast when the front door flew open with a bang, and in s...

Contributors

GRACE Research Zambia By KISS
Unknown

Kalaki Story Blog Archive

▼ 2014 (16)
- ► May (1)
- ► April (5)
- ▼ March (3)
- ► February (4)
- ► January (3)

► 2013 (47)
- ► December (3)
- ► November (4)
- ► October (5)
- ► September (4)
- ► August (4)
- ► July (5)
- ► June (3)
- ► May (2)
- ► April (5)
- ► March (4)
- ► February (4)
- ► January (4)

► 2012 (50)
- ► December (3)
- ► November (4)
- ► October (5)
- ► September (4)
- ► August (4)
- ► July (5)
- ► June (4)
- ► May (4)
- ► April (4)
- ► March (4)
- ► February (4)
- ► January (5)

► 2011 (50)
- ► December (3)
- ► November (5)
- ► October (4)
- ► September (4)
- ► August (5)
- ► July (4)
- ► June (5)
- ► May (4)
- ► April (4)
- ► March (5)
- ► February (4)
- ► January (3)

► 2010 (51)
- ► December (3)
- ► November (5)
- ► October (4)
- ► September (5)
- ► August (6)
- ► July (4)
- ► June (3)
- ► May (4)
- ► April (4)
- ► March (5)
- ► February (4)
- ► January (4)

What they read the most! Top 5

An Honorary Doctorate

An Honorary Doctorate It was Saturday night, and Sara and I were watching the new play at the Lusaka Playhouse, The Honorary Doctorate...
Kalaki says goodbye...

Kalaki says goodbye… I had been snoozing. I opened one eye, only to find a small crowd of people around the bed. Then I remembered whe...
Sexual Politics

Sexual Politics As we turned on the TV, there was Mampi belting out our favourite number, Swilili. ‘ZNBC is improving,’ laughed Sara, ‘...
The Real Michael Sata
The Truth about Michael

The Truth about Michael ‘So from your point of view,’ I said, ‘All this talk about Michael’s health was just the idle chatter of the u...

Interesting Korners!

Flip
NewZambian
Kalaki Cartoons by Kiss
Lindsy Solomon Artworks
MISA Zambia; Committed to freedom of the press!
Nkandu Mwenge' Poetry Pages

Kalaki's Korner StatCounterCodeSetupWizard

blogspot hit counter

Followers

Kalaki Korner

Posts

Posts

Comments

Comments

Theme images by molotovcoketail. Powered by Blogger.